once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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