Don't you send me to vm
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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