ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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