i just had sex bonerless
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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