this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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