If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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