i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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