If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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