What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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