we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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