But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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