they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
