i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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