Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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