Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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