You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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