I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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