If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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