i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
