i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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