Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
