I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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