aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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