dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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