i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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