How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
