but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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