better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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