we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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