life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
