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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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