It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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