I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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