She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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