I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I need moral support for this bender
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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