we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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