ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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