I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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