Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
