I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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