So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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