Pappa wants mamma naked
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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