bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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