Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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