omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
