i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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