How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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