your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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