we made out on top of his cat.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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