Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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